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Barbara Sipos’ “Keeping In Touch” Newsletter
May 2008
A Job Description For Moms
Position: Mom, Mama, Mother, Mommy
Job Description: Long-term team players needed for challenging permanent work in an often
chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills
and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings, weekends and frequent 24-
hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including
trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless
sports tournaments in faraway cities. Travel expenses not
reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
Responsibilities: For the rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until
someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical
stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this
time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face
stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and
stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple
homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages
and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be
indispensable one minute, an embarrassment
the next. Must handle assembly and product
safety testing of a half-million cheap plastic
toys and battery-operated devices. Must
always hope for the best but be prepared for the
worst. Must assume final, complete
accountability for the quality of the end
product. Responsibilities also include floor
maintenance and janitorial work throughout the
facility.
Possibility for Advancement and Promotion:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the
same position for years, without complaining,
constantly retraining and updating your skills,
so that those in your charge can ultimately
surpass you.
INSIDE THIS ISSUE
Bring Butterflies To Your Backyard This
Summer
Fly The Flag In May!
Do Children Need Separate Rooms?
What’s Your Favorite Mom-ism?
Good Fats vs. Bad Fats
Three Steps to Attain Your Dreams
A Different Kind of Agent
May Is …
ARE YOUR COLLEAGUES
INTERESTED IN WORLD-CLASS SERVICE?
Have them give me a call at
703-978-9400 x260
Mother’s Day is
Sunday, May 11th
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